He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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