And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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