her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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