White coat. Heels.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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