how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Randomize
