Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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