Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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