Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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