Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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