butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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