Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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