Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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