guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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