You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
