U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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