The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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