Sry I called you an 8
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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