my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
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