And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Randomize
