May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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