Only a mothe r could love this liver
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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