you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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