We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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