I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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