coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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