i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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