Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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