If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Rumble strips road head = magical
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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