They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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