omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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