Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
