Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
