if only i could text you this smell
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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