Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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