shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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