i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Randomize
