And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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