I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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