Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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