My friends, they love my intelligence
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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