we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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