You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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