Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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