I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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