Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
The air was thick with penises
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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