you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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