She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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