there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
