this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Edward fifth and chaser hands
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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