You can't special order awesome
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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