Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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