Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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