But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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