another moral hangover. fuck.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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